By @sinsinology
Publication Date: 2026-08-14 07:08:00
Suddenly, you’re in a room. You look around – oh, you’re surrounded by other new starters at your new job. Yes, it’s Monday, and you’re being onboarded.
You know the drill – it’s the typical enterprise “please don’t be a bad person or we may have to fire you” speech. But, you know what’s coming soon. It’s your favorite part of the onboarding process when you’ve started a new role.
It begins! The password policy requirements. You straighten your tie, because sure as heck, your SSLVPN credentials will not be the starting point for this organization. Not this time. Not again. You swore to yourself that you’d use a symbol this time.
Wait, did they just say NetScalers?
The world freezes around you. How are you back in the hellscape? You panic – what does a symbol matter in comparison to the traumatic nightmares you relive every day?
You realize the truth – nobody cares whether your password has a symbol or not. It’s already over for you.
Welcome back to…
