“We didn’t ask for more Microslop”: Microsoft promised to fix Windows 11, then dropped 300 AI buzzwords at its big event

At Microsoft’s first big Windows event in two years, presenters said “agent,” “agents” or “agentic” 100 times, while “Windows 11” came up just three times. Add “models,” “Copilot,” “AI” and “hybrid intelligence,” and you get close to 300 mentions, during the October 7 Windows + Surface event.

Funny that words like “Fix,” “bug,” “reliability,” and “stability” didn’t come up at all for a company that promised to fix Windows 11 back in March.

Sadly, there were some genuinely impressive things announced at the event that I’m eager to test. However, people all over the internet are now bashing Microsoft for making the event about AI.

Microsoft said it would fix Windows, but its big event was all about AI

Microsoft announced the event three weeks in advance, with Satya Nadella, Jensen Huang, and Windows chief Pavan…