By Talib Babb
Publication Date: 2026-08-27 10:00:00
We’ve been working tirelessly here at Google to upgrade our Chrome browser since the last upgrade seven minutes ago. We understand that downloading and re-starting your browser disrupts your workflow, but you weren’t working anyway. Get excited! There are additional features that you probably won’t even notice, or ever use. Here’s what’s new in Google Chrome.
Search-Bar Autofill
When you search something, we won’t correct your spelling or try to autofill your question. We will make you work for it. Type everything yourself. You’re an adult, you can figure this out. How bad do you want to look this information up? Yes, this is a test.
Privacy Update
We figured that, since everything is shared on social media anyway, let’s get rid of privacy. Anything you search is going into our public database for others to see. Who knows, other people may also be trying to search the exact same thing! But be careful what you put in that search bar. It may ruin you.
Graffiti Mode
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