By @AlizTheHax0r
Publication Date: 2026-06-30 19:35:00
Well, well, well – once again, the cat has dragged us in and spat us out.
Today, we find ourselves questioning the reality we sit within. Must it be so predictable, and why us? “But watchTowr, what do you mean?”
Well, if you’re here, you likely fit into one of the following categories:
- A dear reader,
- A group therapy accomplice
- A Groundhog Day fan club member
Why? Because we once again find ourselves talking about Citrix NetScalers. Yes, that’s right, we’ve found another excuse to create memes and mock promise rings.
For those that don’t start violently wretching when the phrase “Citrix NetScaler” is uttered, we have another word to whisper: “CitrixBleed”.
As many know, the term CitrixBleed now refers to not a single vulnerability, but an entire class of Memory Disclosure-esque vulnerabilities in Citrix NetScaler devices, many of which have played roles in breaches and incidents in recent memory.
For those new to this trauma, the following prior reading may…
